The Bad News

The chain letter e-petition you signed and forwarded will almost certainly never be delivered to its intended recipient. Why? Because these types of petition are generally created by individuals who do not realise the inevitable consequences:

  1. The reply e-mail account will almost certainly be closed. It's simple arithmetic - if you send an e-mail to 50 people and they each do the same, then after only 4 levels (1->50*50*50*50) you have over 6 MILLION e-mails flying around. Thankfully many people ignore them, but you can see the problem: when these lists actually reach 100 names and are returned - BANG! Their e-mail provider is not set up to handle the high volumes that result and are very unhappy because their servers are jammed.
  2. The principle is fundamentally flawed. They end up with multiple lists, each with some of the same names. Removing these duplicates would be a nightmare due to the messy text layout of the e-mail and if they just include them all, they would lose any credibility.
  3. The list very often gets corrupted. E-mail forwarding and various language symbols get added so it ends up a complete mess. This makes any attempt to produce a clean list very hard.
  4. It has zero integrity. What is to stop the subject of the petition being changed or the names being copied on to other petitions? It is just a text e-mail that can be easily copied and edited. It simply carries no weight and even if it ever reached its intended recipient, they would (quite reasonably) dismiss it.
  5. It is very often months or even years out of date. They can (and do!) circulate for years after the original issue, ending up with changes and misinformation.

But don't feel bad about it - you were not the first and certainly won't be the last to fall for it. If it is an issue you care about that has been sent by a friend, it is totally understandable to immediately do as they suggest without thinking about it.

I responded to one about treatment of Afghan Women which was well-intentioned but pointless. Then a friend said they had tried to contact the originator to ask some questions and the e-mail was rejected. A little bit of research made it clear what had happened (the University e-mail systems had been swamped) so I decided to find out about the issue myself. I dug up some useful links to organisations and forwarded this along with an apology to all the people I had forwarded the petition to.

This brings us to...

The Good News

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